ray-darr:

dicktouching:

honk-kong:

jillbiden:

the queen wearing a hoodie whilst driving a range rover

[x]

“the thug life chose me”

Not to mention that’s the most royal fuckin hoodie it’s floral and it has bobby pins in it to KEEP IT ON HER HEAD.

This is art.

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ikimaru:

the baes

ikimaru:

the baes

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80% of my friendships on tumblr

  • me: we should talk more!
  • them: yeah we should!
  • both: *never talks to each other again*
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This was too purrfect.

This was too purrfect.

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scolipede:

Reblog for Flygon, Like for Salamence.

imageimage

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tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

That is a weird ass bathroom.

tastefullyoffensive:

"Some good advice I found in a bathroom." -raym0ndv2

That is a weird ass bathroom.

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mistercoventry:

Oh, they grow up so fast.

mistercoventry:

Oh, they grow up so fast.

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nadeki:

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

me: image

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

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mutantred:

here’s a karkat makeup tryout

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shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

image

image

THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

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piranhapunk:

image

Twenty-five years and three days later, reality takes a tip from fiction and charts “Weird Al” Yankovic’s new album Mandatory Fun at number one, with over 100,000 sales during it’s first week. In his 31 year long career, with 14 studio albums to his name, this is the first time he’s hit the top- and the first comedy album by ANY artist to hit #1 since 1960! Congratulations, Al! image

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X babies


shiroyoh:

Bless

why is law upsidedown…

shiroyoh:

Bless

why is law upsidedown…

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